the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just
buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
I love sweets so much I should be a female… that’s not an insult, that’s a compliment. Most guys are all “Oh, fuckin’ I want this glorious fudge pastry shit but it will turn my abs to mush”
This is America. We’re supposed to be against torture.
Eat ALL the cakes!!
IM STILL UFCKING CRYING OVER FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST CANNED BREAD
im laughing really hard at “is it hope, or bread?” what hte HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
You can’t transmute a living bread…. It’s one of the fundamental laws of bread this bread is probably stale and mangled.
I GOT IT! :D
That’s like the exact tattoo I want but on my inner bicep. I’m saving my shoulder for River from the Angel’s First Kiss cover…. did it take long?
What if Lady Rainicorn decides to get an abortion.
Then Arch Duke Muffin Romney will be the villain of that episode
In my head this picture says “Jake and Lady are fighting, so Jake tries to jam to some tunes to relax… but he can’t get his head clear of how foolish he was being.” I’m not ok.
Original instrumental: Juicy by Notorious B.I.G
My ode to a man who made my early teenage years… period.
Gamertag = Fujuman Z
Add me if you feel like gaming or chatting. Today is a very boring day.
Halo 3 (very rusty)
Red Dead Redemption (A tad rusty)
Marvel vs. Capcom 2 and 3 (Fate of Two Worlds NOT Ultimate)
Fable III (if anyone feels like some co-op)
Minecraft (I prefer Peaceful mode but I can mess around with enemies on if people are into that)
I also have various games that I’m forgetting, so ask me if I have a certain game and I’ll tell you if I do.
Hope to see you online!